“Zombies don't run.”
“You see? I have the run of this place." "Run? More like the zombie shuffle."-Yianna & Motti”
“This is the part in the movie where that guy says, "Zombies? What zombies?" just before they eat his brains. I don't want to be that guy.”
“I wasn't crying, my eyes were running. My eyes were running because there were pieces of zombies all over my toys. Jesus.”
“Zombies, deadheads, corpsicles. What's the difference? They don't care. They don't have feelings to hurt.”
“I don't like zombie movies, they're just plain silly.”