“I am the scalpel that cuts out infection, and the heartbreak that makes men wiser.”

“I am in charge, therefore I am officially the only one allowed to panic.”

“Worship Me Like the Goddess I Am or There Will Be Some Serious Smiting." Jubilee”

“What am I going to do with all these bodies?" Said Jimmy, just a bit plaintively."I can't keep them, I don't have the cupboard space.”

“Let us take it for granted that I am careless and ungrateful and never appreciate anything you do for me and move on, shall we.”

“Though I often run out of courage and good sense, stubbornness keeps me going.”

“I saw myself as a knight-errant...but the damsel in distress stabbed me in the back, my sword shattered on the dragon's hide, and my grail turned out to be the bottom of a whiskey bottle.”