“Even for the most excitable preacher, there was nothing inherently sinful about a waffle.”
“Give me 100 preachers who fear nothing but sin and desire nothing but God; such alone will shake the gates of hell.”
“There's nothing sadder than a sobbing waffle.”
“There's nothing inherently interesting about being a drunk -- in fact, quite the contrary.”
“Give me one hundred preachers who fear nothing but sin, and desire nothing but God, and I care not a straw whether they be clergymen or laymen; such alone will shake the gates of hell and set up the kingdom of heaven on Earth.”
“no one expected the preacher's daughter to sin, but they sure would love to catch me at it,”