“People seem to think that if you keep your head empty you automatically fill your balls.”
“Fill your mind before you empty your mouth.”
“Either you can work on both, or you can keep thinking with your balls. It's your choice. Say 'pop.'""Pop?""That was the sound of me pulling your head out of your ass. If you stick it back up there again, there is nothing I can do about it. This is the only lecture you'll ever get from me."I headed for the door.”
“The trick is this: keep your eye on the ball. Even when you can't see the ball.”
“How far is too far? When you love a band so much that its songs fill the empty spaces inside your head and heart, is that too far?”
“If you had a clone, and you weren’t wearing perfume and your clone was, I’d automatically think your clone was more attractive.”