“And my piece of advice is...don't flirt with any of the female instructors. They all have access to weapons bigger than yours.”

“And while my mind is telling me I'm flirting with her just to prove a point, my body wants to play "you show me your perky privates and I'll show you mine.”

“...personal torture instructor...I mean physical therapist.”

“Picking up the pieces is way better than leaving them the way they are.”

“Alex took a piece of my heart with him when he left.”

“I want to try making things right because picking up the pieces is way better than leaving them the way they are.”

“If I had any choice in the matter, I'd stay in my comfy bed and eat warm chocolate chip cookies all day.”