“Expectations make people miserable, so whatever yours are, lower them. You'll definitely be happier.”

“I keep my expectations low, so nobody disappoints me." "Yeah, well, I have high expectations." I look toward Miranda. "I guess my friends do, too." "Expectations make people miserable, so whatever yours are, lower them. You'll definitely be happier.”

“I saw you happy. Happier than you've been in a long time. With someone you like that much, the lows are as low as the highs are high.”

“[about her offer of a Swedish massage]Alex: You're not Swedish. Brittany: Yeah, well, neither are you. So if I do it wrong you'll never know the difference.”

“Guys are control freaks and hate when other people know what's best for them”

“Love isn't about honesty. It's about protecting the people you love from things that will hurt them.”

“Gettin' near the fire, chica, doesn't necessarily mmean you'll get burned.”