“Girls like you want to cut guy's nuts off and hang 'em from your rearview mirror.”
“I like my nuts," Mooner said. "I don't want them cut off. I'd be, like, nutless then.”
“I like to rock and roll, but I'm a mushy guy, too. I want to be the guy that all the girls love and all the guys want to hang out with”
“Connie drove a silver Camry with rosary beads hanging from her rearview mirror and a Smith& Wesson stuck under the seat. No matter whatwent down, Connie was covered.”
“Happiness is seeing Bear Bluff in your rearview mirror, but you better look damn quick.”
“The accident in your rearview mirror already happened. The one in front of you is still preventable. Pay attention.”