“Great minds think alike.”

“You're stressing too much about what might be. Do something to take your mind off thinking about what might never happen.”

“You can't appreciate a great day unless you've experienced bad ones." - Rabbi Glassman”

“Thoughts of being a pirate and stealing her away to my ship race across my mind. Although I’m not a pirate, and she’s not my captured princess.”

“And while my mind is telling me I'm flirting with her just to prove a point, my body wants to play "you show me your perky privates and I'll show you mine.”

“Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one but they think each others stink.”

“-You think I’ve got a big ego and an attitude problem?-I don’t think you do, Carlos. I know it. Unfortunately, it’s a Fuentes flaw.-I’d call it an asset. It’s what makes us Fuentes brothers irresistible.Carlos and Brittany”