“I guess we're all a bunch of mismatched couples - that actually fit”

“Alex, Add it up. No matter how much you want her in your life, she doesn’t belong. A triangle can’t fit into a square. Just pointing out the facts”"“Gracias” I don’t point out that if it’s a big enough square, a small triangle can fit inside perfectly. All you have to do is make a few adjustments.”

“That wouldn't fit my right testicle”

“Sometimes we have to prove to others we're strong even where we're not.”

“Is anyone human actually normal? I'm beginning to think being normal is actually abnormal.”

“The percentage of couples who stay together after high school is, like, less than five percent, you guys.”

“I turn around and wrap my arms around his neck."Whoa, girl," he says taken aback. "I thought we were keepin' this thing between us a secret. I hate to tell you, but a bunch of north siders from Fairfield are right over there. And they're starin' at us""I don't care. Not anymore""Why""You only live once”