“If I had any choice in the matter, I'd stay in my comfy bed and eat warm chocolate chip cookies all day.”

“If I could store any character quality in a cookie jar, I’d store patience. Chocolate-chip patience cookies. And I’d eat them all at one sitting.”

“Mmmmm. Warm chocolate chip cookies. Not even AB negative can compare.”

“You can’t stay in bed forever.” “Why not? It’s warm. And comfy. And it’s got all these great pillows.”

“I’m a smart cookie. Chocolate chip.”

“I tell you what when I see chocolate chip cookies I can’t just eat one. I’ve got to eat a dozen. I don’t have any self control. Well, come on! You’re just talking yourself right into the pit! You do have self control, and you need to start looking at those cookies and saying, “If I want you I’ll eat you, and if I don’t I won’t!” Come on! Talk to that plateful of food! I am born again and baptized in the Holy Ghost! I have the power of the universe on the inside of me, and if I do not want to eat you I will not eat you! I mean how do you expect to defeat the devil if you can’t even defeat a chocolate chip cookie!?!?”