“If my name was Richard, I'd go by Richard or Rich...not Dick. Hell I'd even settle for being called Chard.”
“The Professor doesn’t have a problem being called Dick? If my name was Richard, I’d go by Richard or Rich . . . not Dick. Hell, I’d even settle for being called Chard.”
“Call me Richard. That’s my real name. Call me that.”
“Wait, Richard Cheney, as in Dick Cheney? You're a vampire named Dick Cheney? Somehow, that makes you seem more evil.”
“Do you prefer to be called Richard or Dick?” “Ric.” “Dick? I'll make a note of that on your file.” I spoke aloud as I wrote. “Patient prefers to be called Dick.”
“d'you think I'd let a little thing like the grave come between us?-Richard”