“Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one but they think each others stink.”
“Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one and everyone thinks everyone else's stinks.”
“Excuses are like backsides...everyone has one, and they all stink!”
“Opinions are like assholes, everbody's got one.”
“Opinions are like a**holes, everyone has one and they are usually full of sh*t!”
“Bosses are like assholes—everybody’s got one. Well, everyone except the unemployed. But still, bosses are like assholes, in that they are assholes. ”