“...personal torture instructor...I mean physical therapist.”

“And my piece of advice is...don't flirt with any of the female instructors. They all have access to weapons bigger than yours.”

“He may be out of my life physically, but he'll always be a part of me. I can't let go even if I wanted to.”

“I’m not going anywhere until you hear me out.”Oh, please no. Anything except having to listen to her lecture. I push the button that calls the nurse.“Can we help you, Alex?” a voice bellows through the speaker.“I’m bein’ tortured.”

“I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to be a dickhead. Well, I did.”

“But I know loving someone means losing a part of myself.”

“Consider me your candy stripper... I mean striper.”