“That wouldn't fit my right testicle”
“You wouldn't want to be king of my country," I said. "Why is that?""Well, you're rather fat. I doubt you'd fit onto my throne.”
“The spaces between my fingers are right where yours fit perfectly”
“Most directors make films with their eyes; I make films with my testicles.”
“My lawyers will fricassee your testicles for breakfast. And if you dare board my plane without a warrant, your spleen will follow.”
“Yeah right. I'll believe you, thousands wouldn't. Want to borrow my mirror?”