“There are no rules to attraction. Jake is nothing like who I wanted.”

“I realise it’s going to happen. This girl of my dreams, this girl who is more like me than anyone I’ve ever met, wants to kiss me.”

“Who am I kidding? I have no reason for being here other that the fact that I want to be near her.”

“What happens when I break one of your fuckin’ rules?”

“And for those of you who want to start any trouble, I have a zero tolerance policy. . . .”

“What are you gonna do if I break one of your *&^%$ing rules?”

“I want to know how to make this girl laugh. I want to know what makes her cry. I want to know what it feels like to have her look at me as if I’m her knight in shinning armor.”