“Unfortunately, there are no guarentees in life.”
“What can you guarentee, O Nostradamus of Hayward?" I carp.”
“All I know is, if we don't eat soon I'm going to chew off a limb. And I can't guarentee it'll be mine.”
“Unfortunately, there isn't a rewind button to life.”
“Unfortunately, real life doesn't have a remote control.”
“Life, unfortunately, doesn't seem to care what we want.”