“Instead of draining your battery with tears,charge your battery with smile..”

“The worst part of love is when u give up your loved one and search for the next one..”

“My feelings are hard to predict,My thoughts are tough to catch up,My life is difficult to race,My love is different to taste..”

“A person waiting for a jilt is worst than a recidivist..”

“Shut out anyone who upsets your peace of mind, right now.”

“So,” Wanda cried, “a woman in furs is nothing more than a large cat, a charged electric battery?”

“My mom gave me life, so I gave her batteries. AA batteries.”