“I can't believe it. I can't believe it. Football. Bloody hell.”

“Will, you look like hell!" I yelled through the glass door."I can't say how you look," he said. "But if you look like you sound, you look like a jerk. Please help me.”

“I know the fashion is that everything is fair game [for comedy material] but I don't believe that.”

“I can't go on like this”

“If you can't trust, you can't be trustworthy.”

“I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.”

“If I didn't believe, there would be nothing left.”