“Education never ends, Watson. It is a series of lessons, with the greatest for the last.”

“A woman's education consists of two lessons: never leave the house without stocking, never go out without a hat.”

“Lessons can be learned from each and every movie in the series. Like take this lasting and most important lesson from Return of the Jedi: If you ever have the option, always, always wear a gold bikini. Trust me, I know, I’ve done it once or twice.”

“My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.”

“Experience is the greatest from of Education”

“Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not. It is the first lesson that ought to be learned and however early a man's training begins, it is probably the last lesson that he learns thoroughly.”