“Always stop to smell the roses. If there are no roses available, scented candle should work.”

“Always be yourself. Unless you can be Darth Batman. Always be Darth Batman.”

“I wonder if animals have whole different levels of diabetes. Like, cats would have type 3 & 4, dogs would have type 5 & 6, and marmosets would be, like, type 78.”

“YOU WERE A MISTAKE!! Oh, crap, I just realized thats an awful thing to say...”

“Food+TV+internet connection+music=PERFECT LIFE!!”

“I think one of humankind's greatest recurring mistakes is that we don't recognize the full extent of a creature's love until it is gone.”

“Beauty means the scent of roses and then the death of roses”