“Food+TV+internet connection+music=PERFECT LIFE!!”

“Always be yourself. Unless you can be Darth Batman. Always be Darth Batman.”

“I wonder if animals have whole different levels of diabetes. Like, cats would have type 3 & 4, dogs would have type 5 & 6, and marmosets would be, like, type 78.”

“Always stop to smell the roses. If there are no roses available, scented candle should work.”

“YOU WERE A MISTAKE!! Oh, crap, I just realized thats an awful thing to say...”

“I think one of humankind's greatest recurring mistakes is that we don't recognize the full extent of a creature's love until it is gone.”

“Discretion is the perfection of reason, and a guide to us in all the duties of life.”