“I think one of humankind's greatest recurring mistakes is that we don't recognize the full extent of a creature's love until it is gone.”

“YOU WERE A MISTAKE!! Oh, crap, I just realized thats an awful thing to say...”

“I wonder if animals have whole different levels of diabetes. Like, cats would have type 3 & 4, dogs would have type 5 & 6, and marmosets would be, like, type 78.”

“Always be yourself. Unless you can be Darth Batman. Always be Darth Batman.”

“Always stop to smell the roses. If there are no roses available, scented candle should work.”

“Food+TV+internet connection+music=PERFECT LIFE!!”

“We used to think that if we knew one, we knew two, because one and one are two. We are finding that we must learn a great deal more about ‘and.”