“I wonder if animals have whole different levels of diabetes. Like, cats would have type 3 & 4, dogs would have type 5 & 6, and marmosets would be, like, type 78.”

“YOU WERE A MISTAKE!! Oh, crap, I just realized thats an awful thing to say...”

“I think one of humankind's greatest recurring mistakes is that we don't recognize the full extent of a creature's love until it is gone.”

“Always be yourself. Unless you can be Darth Batman. Always be Darth Batman.”

“Always stop to smell the roses. If there are no roses available, scented candle should work.”

“Food+TV+internet connection+music=PERFECT LIFE!!”

“I think there must be probably different types of suicides. I'm not one of the self-hating ones. The type of like "I'm shit and the world'd be better off without poor me" type that says that but also imagines what everybody'll say at their funeral. I've met types like that on wards. Poor-me-I-hate-me-punish-me-come-to-my-funeral. Then they show you a 20 X 25 glossy of their dead cat. It's all self-pity bullshit. It's bullshit. I didn't have any special grudges. I didn't fail an exam or get dumped by anybody. All these types. Hurt themselves. I didn't want to especially hurt myself. Or like punish. I don't hate myself. I just wanted out. I didn't want to play anymore is all. I wanted to just stop being conscious. I'm a whole different type. I wanted to stop feeling this way. If I could have just put myself in a really long coma I would have done that. Or given myself shock I would have done that. Instead.”