“YOU WERE A MISTAKE!! Oh, crap, I just realized thats an awful thing to say...”

“I think one of humankind's greatest recurring mistakes is that we don't recognize the full extent of a creature's love until it is gone.”

“Always be yourself. Unless you can be Darth Batman. Always be Darth Batman.”

“I wonder if animals have whole different levels of diabetes. Like, cats would have type 3 & 4, dogs would have type 5 & 6, and marmosets would be, like, type 78.”

“Always stop to smell the roses. If there are no roses available, scented candle should work.”

“Food+TV+internet connection+music=PERFECT LIFE!!”

“If anyone wants to save the planet, all they have to do is just stop eating meat. That's the single most important thing you could do. It's staggering when you think about it. Vegetarianism takes care of so many things in one shot: ecology, famine, cruelty.”