“Polypro wicks away the sweat. Cotton absorbs it. Ergo, cotton is for suckers”
“This stuff is better than cotton candy, really it is. It’s made out of real cotton. Yossarian, you’ve got to help me make the men eat it. Egyptian cotton is the finest cotton in the world.”
“Fuck cotton.”
“it ain't as hard as picking cotton”
“Does Raggedy Ann have a cotton crotch?”
“That's my girl. Tough as cotton balls.”