“He that climbs the tall tree has won right to the fruit, He that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit.”

“It is from the well of St. Dunstan' said he, 'In which betwixt sun and sun, he baptised five hundred heathen Danes and Britons - blessed be his name!' And applying his black beard to the pitcher, he took a draught much more moderate in quantity than his encomium seemed to warrant.”

“The misery of keeping a dog is his dying so soon. But, to be sure, if he lived for fifty years and then died, what would become of me?”

“come he slow or come he fast it is but death that comes at last”

“A lawyer without history or literature is a mechanic, a mere working mason; if he possesses some knowledge of these, he may venture to call himself an architect.”

“The schoolmaster is termed, classically, Ludi Magister, because he deprives boys of their play.”

“One or two of these scoundrel statesmen should be shot once a-year, just to keep the others on their good behavior.”