“There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true.”
“Lots of things are true. Doesn't mean you have to go around saying them.”
“A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.”
“Be true! Be true! Be true! Show freely to the world, if not your worst, yet some trait whereby the worst may be inferred!”
“Death followed by eternity the worst of both worlds. It is a terrible thought.”
“Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.”