“We chart delusions through collective agreement.”

“Guys as a gender have one giant collective delusion of grandeur.”

“What is man? He's just a collection of chemicals with delusions of grandeur.”

“We are not going through an "economy crisis"; we are going through a "spiritual transition". On a deeper level, the collective conscious of humanity is awakening.”

“Now, through an act as simple as walking across a stage and collecting an empty plastic folder representing a degree, our stock had plummeted to nothing, the wretched leavings of some cosmic Ponzi scheme. A lifetime's worth of planning and training and delusion gone with the wind. Some of us were moving home to live free of charge in our parents' guest rooms, or if we were thin enough, heading west to try our luck in L.A.; others, to our collective horror, were being forced to work at actual jobs.”

“We offer a stark contrast to the bland escapism that chokes the charts,”