“Terriers usually have their own agenda, kind of like cats, only with a lot more pointless animation. - Sydney Linden”
“The only true animal is a cat, and the only true cat is a gray cat.”
“Animals are very spiritual creatures and have evolved to a higher plane than humans. Cola was honored with the position of Comforter. Usually that work goes to cats or ferrets...”
“It's a lot like nature. You only have as many animals as the ecosystem can support and you only have as many friends as you can tolerate the bitching of.”
“Sydney tried — sometimes he really tried — but his default mindset didn’t have those kinds of manners. What he really meant was more like “Jacob, get over here or I’ll freeze your underwear.” Something like that.”
“A cat is only technically an animal, being divine.”