“TV cookery is very like internet porn - the overwhelming majority of its audience will never ever get to act out what's happening on screen.”
“Difference between TV and the internet was how far you sat from the screen. TV was an 8 foot activity, and you were a consumer. The internet was a 16 inch activity, and you participated. I think the sitting down thing is similar. You're not going to buy an armoir while standing on the subway.”
“Some say the Internet is for porn but you know that in truth the Internet is for spam.”
“The internet is 95 percent porn and spam”
“The internet, where everything is free except porn sites.”
“My life used to be boring. A damnation here, a curse there, with an occasional blight or two to break routine. Now I have Aisling...She's better than reality TV, Internet porn sites, and the trashloids all put together.' - Jim”