“There is no heroism in sheep. They stand on the hill and go “Baa”, as they’re being slaughtered.”

“Yes, life has many onions.”

“It’s not easy to kill; it’s not supposed to be. If it is, then there’s something wrong with you. But sometimes good people have to do unpleasant things just so we can come home at night to our kids.”

“Look at him, he’s slain another dangling participle.”

“That fella there be the Devil's own pirate.”

“From what he knew of gifts they were almost always more than what they seemed.”

“While a little faith may bring your souls to heaven, a lot of faith--clinging to God despite your circumstances--will bring heaven to your soul”