“Ellie kept going. “You should get one of those headset things that are invisible and stick in your ear. Like the secret service and James Bond and crap like that. I bet you’d look really cool. Get tons of pussy.”
“He looked like a cross between The Terminator and a secret service agent— a really hot secret service agent.”
“Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.”
“You really get to meet people on such a personal level. There's a real bonding in someone beating the crap out of you.”
“When you say he’s your soulmate, I think what you actually mean is that he’s utterly gorgeous and you’d really like to get him naked. Let’s not get too melodramatic here.”
“...when you start to feel like you are better than someone else, you should probably stick your head in a toilet because at that moment your thoughts are crap.”