“Expensive shit was usually uglier than fuck”
“LDR is fucking expensive!”
“That is a zombie..... Holy fucking shit. That's a mother fucking zombie and this shit is real.”
“A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.”
“Fuckity ... Shit ... Fuck!”
“Fucking GUNS are fucking AWESOME and when you SHOOT them at SHIT, they fucking KILL it!”