“Expensive shit was usually uglier than fuck”

“In hundreds of years,' she continued, voice darker and sober now, 'I've only let myself love two people. You don't have that kind of time, though. You're mortal. You don't get to make a lot of mistakes before you kick it and if you wait, you get screwed over.”

“Ellie kept going. “You should get one of those headset things that are invisible and stick in your ear. Like the secret service and James Bond and crap like that. I bet you’d look really cool. Get tons of pussy.”

“Why don’t you just summon demons like a normal evil person?”

“I prefer ‘Mortality Challenged’ if you don’t mind”

“No matter how much conditioner I applied ahead of time, a gunfight while hanging out a car window always led to major tangle-age.”

“I always thought of myself as A Very Big Deal even without the rich bitch persona.”