“I used to be an adventuer like you, until i took an arrow to the knee”

“When life gives you lemons, go murder a clown.”

“I loved you before you took your first breath and will continue until I take my last.”

“Just love me, Harry. That's what I wanted to say. Love me like you used to. Like I was special instead of a cross you have to bear. Like the differences between us are good things instead of something awful. I want it to be the way it used to be when you looked at me as though you couldn't believe I was yours. Like I was the most wonderful creature in the world. I know I don't look the way I did then. I know I have stretch marks everywhere, and I know how much you used to love my breasts, and now they're halfway to my knees, and I hate this, and I hate that you don't love me like you used to, and I hate the fact that you're making mebeg!”

“If you use a wolf to hunt a wolf, keep two arrows near to hand.”

“And of course, everybody thinks it's just like it used to be when the Indians jazzed around and played 'You're it' with arrows.”

“I’ll tell you what love is. Love is walking up and down Archer Road in Gainesville, Florida and feeling like Cupid. Too bad the cops took issue with me hitch hiking with a bow and arrow.”