“Nowadays, you can do anything that you want—anal, oral, fisting—but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.”
“but I don't want to wear a condom because I don't feel anything," and she says calmly... glaring at me,"If you don't use one you're not going to feel anything anyway.”
“If you want a loverI'll do anything you ask me to.And if you want another kind of loveI'll wear a mask for you.”
“The difference between noon and midnight is the same as the separation between sex and masturbation. Sexually, you can find me at 6:00 sharp. Bring a condom and a glove—and don’t be late. ”
“You can do anything you want to do, but you can not do all the things you want to do.”
“When my now ex wife said she wanted a separation, I was horrified. So I said, “You want me to wear a condom?!”