“An unforeseen future nestled somewhere in time.Unsuspecting victims no warnings, no signs.Judgment day the second coming arrives.Before you see the light you must die.”

“I keep the bible in a pool of blood so that none of its lies can affect me.”

“I've got a theory, it could be bunnies...I've got a theor-Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposesThey've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses.And what's with all the carrots-?What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?Bunnies, bunnies it must be bunnies!...or maybe midgets...”

“You know, there must be happiness somewhere, when a lawyer dies.”

“Buffy Summers: (to Spike) "I could NEVER be your girl!”

“Vampire Willow Rosenberg: "In my world, we have people in chains, and we can ride them like ponies.”

“The sun shine comes, you see the shine you see the color, when night comes you the stars you see the dark the blooming moon you choose a star you follow the star it comes in your dreams you follow stars once a light bug dies you see a new star you follow the star your dreams come true.”