“I keep the bible in a pool of blood so that none of its lies can affect me.”

“An unforeseen future nestled somewhere in time.Unsuspecting victims no warnings, no signs.Judgment day the second coming arrives.Before you see the light you must die.”

“Snyder: There are some things I can just smell. It's like a sixth sense."Giles: Well, actually, that would be one of the five.”

“Vampire Willow Rosenberg: "In my world, we have people in chains, and we can ride them like ponies.”

“Buffy Summers: (to Spike) "I could NEVER be your girl!”

“Don't give me songs, give me something to sing about!”

“The look in her eyes told me that under any other circumstances, I would either already be naked with her on top of me, or lying in a pool of my own blood on the rug.”