“You know, I've been almost kidnapped and killed more times in the last thirty-six hours than anyone in history, and yet here I am trying to help you work through your personal issues and that Claire...that is why I always get the last cookie,”

S.L.J. Shortt

SLJ Shortt - “You know, I've been almost kidnapped and...” 1

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