“There are two kinds of people in this world: those who know where their high school yearbook is and those who do not.”
“There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who believe there are two kinds of people in this world and those who are smart enough to know better.”
“There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't.”
“There are two kinds of people in this world. The kind who divide the world into two kinds of people and those who don't.”
“There are only two kinds of people in the world. Those who are alive and those who are afraid”
“There are two kinds of people in the world: those who are dreamers and those who are being dreamed.”