“Uniqueness is wasted on youth. Like fine wine or a solid flossing habit, you'll be grateful for it when you're older.”
“You'll understand me when you're older. Then you'll see how men can blind you. And I mean blind you. To the point that you're no longer yourself.”
“When you're older you'll know what people who love suffer. The agony. It's better to be cold and young than to love. It's happened to me before but never like this - so accidental - just when everything was going well.”
“Reality is like fine wine: it does not appeal to children.”
“I am a connoisseur of fine irony. 'Tis a bit like fine wine, but it has a better bite.”
“Love: It's like a bottled wine, to be kept in seclusion. The older it gets, the richer it tastes.”