“We all deserve to be congratulated, but sadly that would mean there's no one left to do the congratulating.”

“Congratulations. The fact that you're reading this means you've taken one giant step closer to surviving until your next birthday.”

“I’m going. But before I do, let me congratulate all of you on your stupidity. (Fury)”

“No man who ever held the office of president would congratulate a friend on obtaining it.”

“If I had it to do all over again . . . I wouldn't change a thing.'. . . the final expression of narcissism, the last gesture of self-congratulation.”

“Congratulations?" Martin's expression was like boiling milk. "Congratulations? I will not permit my sister to marry such a rogue.""Martin, darling." Juliana said, putting a gentle hand on her husband's arm, "I completely understand your misgivings but I do think we should consider the matter calmly.""Calmly!" Martin spun around. "I am not calm!""I think we all realize that, dearest," Juliana said.”