“Stress" is mostly the result of not being allowed to kill some asshole you really want to slice and dice.”

“I do not think stress is a legitimate topic of conversation, in public anyway. No one ever wants to hear how stressed out anyone else is, because most of the time everyone is stressed out. Going on and on in detail about how stressed out I am isn’t conversation. It’ll never lead anywhere. No one is going to say, “Wow, Mindy, you really have it especially bad. I have heard some stories of stress, but this just takes the cake.”

“This, for many people, is what's most offensive about hunting—to some, disgusting: that it encourages, or allows, us not only to kill but to take a certain pleasure in killing”

“I just sliced and diced a Burmese python while you were busy growling at the universe, fuzz bucket.”

“You really can’t help being an asshole, can you?”“I probably could, but it’s not worth the effort.”

“Say what you want. Being a psychotic asshole has it's perks.”