“I feel like today should be a perfect Meatball day... Let's just get wastey-pants!”

“I never knew how much I missed pickles and pickle juice. It's like, an overwhelming feeling that I can't even explain.”

“I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it.”

“I don't care if I'm small! I'll kick you.”

“so this crow comes and it starts quacking at us.”

“Life is like a bowl of spaghetti. Every once in a while, you get a meatball.”

“If you don’t know what love feels like, you’re in luck, because I just finished making a new pair of Love Gloves. They’re lined with fur and are perfect for a cold February 14th winter day. I’ll let you borrow them sometime, maybe even this summer. I recommend wearing them in conjunction with my Sensitivity Pants, which are so tight they show the emotion betrayed by your crotch.”