“I never knew how much I missed pickles and pickle juice. It's like, an overwhelming feeling that I can't even explain.”
“But had I accepted the pickle juice, I would be drinking pickle juice right now.”
“It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.”
“I have a problem. I wouldn’t say I’m in a pickle. More like a vinegarized cucumber.”
“Stress level: extreme. It's like she was a jar with the lid screwed on too tight, and inside the jar were pickles, angry pickles, and they were fermenting, and about to explode.”
“The man read Eugene O'Neill on the beach. He had a stash of emergency pickle juice and a pet rat. He was hardly a model of stability.”