“so this crow comes and it starts quacking at us.”

“I never knew how much I missed pickles and pickle juice. It's like, an overwhelming feeling that I can't even explain.”

“I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it.”

“I feel like today should be a perfect Meatball day... Let's just get wastey-pants!”

“I don't care if I'm small! I'll kick you.”

“That’s the tricky thing about love. It walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and smells like a duck. But after you sleep with it a month or so, or get dumped at the altar by it, it starts smelling more like a skunk.”

“I had a quack in the floor. So, I had to use ductile.”