“Life contains but two tragedies. One is not to get your heart’s desire; the other is to get it.”
“There are two tragedies in life. One is never getting your heart's desire. The other is getting it.”
“There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.”
“There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.”
“There Are But Two Tragedies in Life-One is One's Inability to attain One's Heart's Desire-The Other Is To Have It!”
“In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. (Mr. Dumby, Act III)”