“Friends don't let friends commit social suicide.”
“Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.”
“Friends don't let friends get killed by serial killers”
“And friends don't let other friends make drunken declarations and expect them to act upon them the next day.”
“I don't like to commit myself about Heaven and Hell, you see, I have friends in both places.”
“People try to say suicide is the most cowardly act a man could ever commit. I don't think that's true at all. What's cowardly is treating a man so badly that he wants to commit suicide.”