“Everyone knows revenge is a dish best served when you've had enough time to build up enough vitriol and fury.”
“Revenge is a dish that tastes best when served cold.”
“Revenge was a dish best served cold.”
“Revenge is a dish best served published!”
“Revenge is a dish best served by a tennis racket”
“Revenge is a dish best served unexpectedly and from a distance - like a thrown trifle.”