“People who want to make a million borrow a million first”

“There's nothing like your mother's sympathetic voice to make you want to burst into tears.”

“Honestly, it’s so easy to get what you want from people if they think you’re a psycho.”

“she is the only woman I've ever known who could make a man call.Ever”

“Every time I mention her, Magnus says, "Are you two getting along?" in raised, hopeful tones, like we're endangered pandas who need to make a baby.”

“It's like I'm thirteen again and he's my crush. All I'm aware of in this entire roomful of people is him. Where he is, what he's doing, who he's talking to.”

“I had fun. That’s what I believe in. Fun, flings, the sizzle. It starts as a shiver, when you see a man for the first time. And then he meets your eye and the shiver runs down your back and becomes a sizzle in your stomach and you think 'I want to dance with that man.' You dance, you have a cocktail or two, you flirt.”