“The worst thing a girl can do is trail after a boy when a love affair is dead.”
“But when a girl gives a boy a dead squid - that had to mean something.”
“It had insta-love, the bane of my existence. Girl sees boy and falls in love. Immediately. Soul mate, breath stealing, toes curling, love after one conversation. Boy pushes girl away for some paranormal reason or another. Girl still loves boy. Boy finally admits love.”
“If it is the case that love does survive death, then you may consider this to be a happy ending. Boy meets girl. Boy gets girl. Happily ever after or not.”
“What do you do when the worst thing that can happen actually happens?”
“Girls can do anything boys can do in high heels!”